THEME BY PISTACHI-O

Rosie & Thaddy 

rosario-kyle:

That sounds a lot more intense than holding your body sideways on a pole— what do you do?

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Oh, that’s why I bring my toothbrush to work.

Holding your…impressive. Do the men still do that though? I thought they just spun their cocks in circles. I work for the British Consulate.  That’s good. Ain’t no place to brush on my night shifts. Just gun and coffee.

Rosie & Thaddy 

rosario-kyle:

Well you should definitely be a stripper. they need more males here.

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… You don’t like pickles?

Alas, I’ve missed my calling. I’m old as fuck and happen to be stuck in a long contract with Mother England. There’ll be no job but the job I have until I croak or rid the world of all crimes committed by citizens of the UK.  I absolutely do but not during work- bad breath.

reegan-crossfield:

I could dig this.

Dig what, halfpint? An office sandwich? 

Jesse & Thads 

jesse-skinner:

.. Weird.. because I like dinosaurs.

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Thaddues Kendrick Watson.. .What a name. But, nice to meet you.

Yeah? Rightly so! They’re the most bad ass creatures to have ever walked the earth. That it is. Thads or Thaddy work and it’s nice to internetly meet you too.

#it keeps getting better and bettter 

rosario-kyle:

Well when you’re a stripper, the night is kind of your life. At least I get free drinks at the bar and I get to sleep in.

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Just pickles.

Sounds like my dream job. Nudity, money, booze, sleeping in- I wouldn’t complain. I’m sorry but um…pickles? What in the hell, woman?

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jesse-skinner:

Jesse, and I’m not really a “kiddo”

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But, anyways. Got a name yourself?

Compared to my ass you are. You’re the kiddo and I’m the dinosaur. Thaddeus Kendrick Watson, at your service Miss.

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jesse-skinner:

You’re welcome.

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Must have took a lot of work!

Less than a week. I reached real man status before I was 18. You gotta name, kiddo? 

#it keeps getting better and bettter 

rosario-kyle:

Well then, color me serious.

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I’m fine, just at work on my break, you?

Consider yourself colored, Rosie.  Damn, that’s shit to be working this late. I’d know, my job calls for it a couple of times every couple of weeks. You eating something good?

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jesse-skinner:

The beard was impressive..

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Thank you. Grew it m’self! 

tasia-pope said: Can I come by and touch your beard? 

tasia-pope:

OH MY GOD.

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Oh my god, no! I didn’t—I totally didn’t mean that at all! I meant your beard. The-the face on your hair! Oh my god.

I know, love. I’m only playing with you. You walked into it so it had to be done. Name’s Thaddeus. You are? 

#it keeps getting better and bettter 

rosario-kyle:

You know, I might have been serious about that thigh thing.

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I’m sure that if you’ve ever had a proper man between your thighs that you would’ve been completely serious and if you were being serious I’m still going to be over here nodding and smiling. How’s ya been, sweetheart?

tasia-pope said: Can I come by and touch your beard? 

Is that secret code for penis? I don’t think my missus would like that.

#it keeps getting better and bettter 

I’d say ‘I try’ but it’s genetics. 

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Tanks? 

I’m definitely winning No Shave November at work.

I’m definitely winning No Shave November at work.